Many years have passed since the day that Santa first became aware of his need for a healthier lifestyle. After hundreds of fad diets and starvation techniques he finally found the diet that worked for him. He's able to wear his long johns again without being self conscious of his jiggly belly showing. So this year he is so proud to introduce this new breakthrough diet to so many of you who have bellies that" jiggle like bowls full of jelly". This diet is so easy that even a kid can do it.
Breakfast: 1glass of strawberry milk.
Refuse anything offered by saying, "I don't wike that kind of food".
If that doesn't work simply lie on the couch in your PJ's for so long that you run out
of time and have to eat while running to the car.
Lunch: 1/2 peanut butter & jelly sandwich with the sides cut off, never ever eat the crusts
1 glass strawberry milk
Supper: 2 chicken nuggets, that's all your tummy will hold
1/4 cup pasta
Put some peas on your plate but start convulsing as soon as you taste them.
Snacks: Unlimited amounts of apples, cheese curls, and cookies. The trick is to move
constantly, never stop moving, run, jump, swim, ride bikes, drive your Mom crazy,
just don't stop moving.
If you follow this simple menu and directions you'll be sure to look like this next year.
AFTER
4 comments:
Heehee (I mean...ho, ho!) That was too cute. I've always wondered at children's penchant for a cup of bath bubbles and half a crayon instead of real food... ;o)
Love it. I wonder about Katie too. How on earth will they ever have strong bones eating they way they do??? Very cute!!
Too funny...wish I were around to see your kiddos. Anyway, have a very Merry Christmas, and have fun with all your little "Santa Clause(s)"! ;D
Nice!
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